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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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badwolfwinterfell:

Community Characters: Annie Edison

"You really don’t see how pretty Annie is?"

"Maybe it’s because I knew her back in high school before she dropped out. She had braces and acne and a pill addiction and a nervous breakdown ending with her running through a plate-glass door screaming, ‘Everyone’s a robot!’"

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instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

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glorianas:

jesus didn’t die so your endgame for asoiaf is that jon and daenerys get the iron throne

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bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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cashtonhugs:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

Tumblr has always gave the best advice

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